Why Women Make The Best CIA Assassins

Not only are women expert scam artists but they are also, so it would appear, ideally suited to the world of assassination –

female-assassins

Vacancy

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists – two men and a woman.

Kill Her

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job”

Kill Her!

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes.

Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Kill Him

Finally, it was the woman’s turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

You’re Hired!

After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks – I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

About Lee Munson

Lee's non-technical background allows him to write about internet security in a clear way that is understandable to both IT professionals and people just like you who need simple answers to your security questions.

Comments

  1. Nothing like a little typical humor in my book, women in spandex makes an assassin 😛

  2. She sounds like a typical female.

  3. Yay, one for the girls!!!!

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