Considering what I write about, can you believe I’ve been scammed for the fourth time?!?
First there was the incident outside Home Depot.
Then there was that naked picture.
Earlier in the month there were the snow shovellers.
Now this -
Last night I stopped my car at a red traffic light.
A beautiful, and naked, young girl came up to my car and started washing my windshield.
Obviously I was just trying to see if the lights were going to go green but I was a little distracted I have to admit.
Whilst my windshield was being washed the naked girl’s accomplice slipped into the back of my car and stole my laptop.
Unfortunately, I didn’t learn from this incident – so far this week these same 2 girls have got me with the same scam 13 times.
When will I ever learn??
Then, to make matters worse, I got arrested.
I explained to the officer that the naked woman bending over by my window taking payment was a professonal accepting her pay.
I think he totally misunderstood the situation!
Have you ever fallen for a scam like this?
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Why do these things never happen to me?
Some guys have all the luck!!
Where are these traffic lights? My windshield is looking a little dirty right now..
I can’t possibly tell you Peter.. it’s a secret
That anus laptop link was cool.
I saw that ages ago and it’s always made me chuckle.
It’s ok – they weren’t real laptops, they were special ‘Anus Laptops’ which are much cheaper.
I haven’t fallen for this scam yet but Ima more than willing to give it a go.
Ha ha, I bet you are!!
Wow! That’s a lot of laptops.