Beware of the topless dice scam.
One day two bored casino dealers are waiting around at a craps table.
Suddenly, a very attractive brunette comes in, saying she wants to bet $50,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She says, to the dealers, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m not wearing a top.’
With that she promptly pulls off her top and rolls the dice whilst screaming, ‘I feel lucky tonight!’
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.
‘YES! I win – I win.’
She grabs up her money and top and leaves the table as quickly as she arrived.
The dealers just stare at each other, dumbfounded.
After an uncomfortable pause they look at each other and one of them asks, ‘What did she roll anyway?’
The other answers, ‘I thought you were watching!!!’