The Topless Dice Scam

Beware of the topless dice scam.


One day two bored casino dealers are waiting around at a craps table.

Suddenly, a very attractive brunette comes in, saying she wants to bet $50,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She says, to the dealers, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m not wearing a top.’

With that she promptly pulls off her top and rolls the dice whilst screaming, ‘I feel lucky tonight!’

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.

‘YES! I win – I win.’

She grabs up her money and top and leaves the table as quickly as she arrived.

The dealers just stare at each other, dumbfounded.

After an uncomfortable pause they look  at each other and one of them asks, ‘What did she roll anyway?’

The other answers, ‘I thought you were watching!!!’

About Lee Munson

Lee's non-technical background allows him to write about internet security in a clear way that is understandable to both IT professionals and people just like you who need simple answers to your security questions.


  1. Sounds like the kind of game I wanna play 😀

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