The Top 10 Unintentionally Funny Spam Email Titles

Inspired by Pink Biz, here is a list of the 10 funniest spam email titles that I have received so far this week –

  1. Don’t get mad, get Valium!
  2. nuclear cheese helmet
  3. Improve sperm flavour
  4. Chicks dig larger poles. Get one today
  5. Bomb her womb with your huge cannon
  6. Join the Malware Affiliate Program
  7. Women love big and thick ice cream
  8. Gays Banned From Owning Pets In New York
  9. Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus!
  10. BREAKING NEWS: Home Office To Deport Anyone With Iq Below 100


Hopefully I don’t have to explain what sort of product or service most of those were trying to promote, though the last three on the list are rather intriguing!

Have you ever received any funny or weirdly titled spam emails?

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Lee's non-technical background allows him to write about internet security in a clear way that is understandable to both IT professionals and people just like you who need simple answers to your security questions.


  1. I got one today.
    Title was: I have good news for you
    And a message:

    Lol 😀

  2. lmao@ “huge cannon”

  3. Oh, this is a good post! Thanks for the credit, and good laugh on #10. Love the way you thought of this and ran with it! Laughing at some of these might just cause me to hate spam a little less. I admit I’m still chuckling at this one from yesterday that I mentioned, Be the object of desire with magic pills. What the heck? Who believes this stuff?? Don’t answer that!!

  4. Oh, how I wish #10 were true!


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