Inspired by Pink Biz, here is a list of the 10 funniest spam email titles that I have received so far this week -
- Don’t get mad, get Valium!
- nuclear cheese helmet
- Improve sperm flavour
- Chicks dig larger poles. Get one today
- Bomb her womb with your huge cannon
- Join the Malware Affiliate Program
- Women love big and thick ice cream
- Gays Banned From Owning Pets In New York
- Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus!
- BREAKING NEWS: Home Office To Deport Anyone With Iq Below 100
Hopefully I don’t have to explain what sort of product or service most of those were trying to promote, though the last three on the list are rather intriguing!
Have you ever received any funny or weirdly titled spam emails?
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I got one today.
Title was: I have good news for you
And a message:
TONS OF HIGH QUALITY PORN HERE!!!
Lol
lmao@ “huge cannon”
I think my favourite is #6 – what exactly is a malware affiliate???
Oh, this is a good post! Thanks for the credit, and good laugh on #10. Love the way you thought of this and ran with it! Laughing at some of these might just cause me to hate spam a little less. I admit I’m still chuckling at this one from yesterday that I mentioned, Be the object of desire with magic pills. What the heck? Who believes this stuff?? Don’t answer that!!
Ok, I won’t then
Oh, how I wish #10 were true!
Ha ha, don’t think there’d be many people left in the UK if that happened!