The New World Cooking Order

A recent post here has shown that videos of popcorn being cooked with mobile phones is a complete fallacy.

However, with the rising cost of oil, alternative means of cooking should be looked into before time runs out.


Therefore, I thought I’d see if it was possible to use mobile phones to cook a simple meal of eggs.

Here is my recipe –

Eggs A La Mobile

The following is a guideline, actually quantities may vary.


Two eggs

Two mobile phones

A plate

One MP3 player


Connect mp3 player to self. Enjoy your favourite tunes.

Place eggs on plate.

Place mobile phones either side of eggs.

Use mobile phone #1 to call mobile #2.

Set the first phone to auto-redial and ensure you do not answer the second phone.

Leave phone #1 calling phone #2 for approximately 2 minutes.

Crack eggs open and ensure they are piping hot before serving.


Personally, I have an old T-mobile contract that allows me to make free evening and weekend calls so that is when I will be doing my cooking.

Your costs may vary according to your service provider and contract type. However, they are likely to be far less than the cost of using gas.


This cooking method doesn’t actually work.

If you try it, you are dumb!

About Lee Munson

Lee's non-technical background allows him to write about internet security in a clear way that is understandable to both IT professionals and people just like you who need simple answers to your security questions.


  1. Disclaimer

    This cooking method doesn’t actually work.

    ha ha


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