Need A Girlfriend But Can’t Get The Real Thing?

by Lee on June 22, 2008

in Security FAQs, News & Links

The following wacky story may be true, knowing the Japanese.

Or

it may be a hoax.

virtual girlfriend?

virtual girlfriend?

What do you think?

Japanese technology company Sega has recently released the EMA (Eternal Maiden Actualisation) robot -

judging by the curves, the robot is supposed to be female and ‘she’ is a mighty 38cm tall. (Guess long legs are out then.)

Sega would appear to be making a selling point out of the E.M.A’s. ‘glamorous body’ and her high level of interactivity – she is capable of handing out business cards, can sing and dance and also, apparently, walk ‘like a lady’. (But can she cook?)

Kiss Kiss

The EMA also comes with a kiss function.

If your move your head close to the robot then you will activate it’s love mode, prompting it to give you a kiss. (Yeah, all sounds ok, but can she clean?)

Eternal Maiden

(Sounds like the sort of woman I’m looking for)

What, then, is an Eternal Maiden Actualisation?

The name kind of implies that it is a toy you can have sex with, only to find that it has regained it’s virginity the next morning. (Now I’m definitely interested)

RMA

Will Sega’s next move be to create a male version – the Real Man Actualisation (RMA) robot?

If so, what traits would that model possess? (maybe it will only kiss girls who have blonde hair?)

Female Substitute?

In society, at least where I live, men are becoming redundant – women can marry women, have surrogate children and raise said kids without a father.

Is a female robot a good substitute then for those men left on the shelf, or have I made this story up?

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  • { 8 comments… read them below or add one }

    aruna June 23, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    robot puppies, robot kittens what next? robot chics!

    Reply

    Lee June 23, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    I reckon they’d be better than the real thing!!!

    Reply

    aruna June 23, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    True…now don’t ask me why

    Reply

    Lee June 23, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Why?
    :D

    Reply

    Nathan June 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this story somewhere else so I would have to say it is true.

    Reply

    Lee June 22, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Maybe… maybe not…

    Reply

    Dionne Collins June 22, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    This sounds like one of your fake stories you naughty man.

    Reply

    Lee June 22, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Me?

    Naughty?

    Hmmm… maybe ;)

    Reply

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