First there was the J.O.B. scam, now there is the far more sinister sounding W.O.R.K. virus which promises to destroy your life.
Like most viruses, WORK has already spread at an alarming rate, infecting almost every adult on the planet.
Most of those people who have not yet been infected are, contrary to opinion, not smart.
They are simply too lazy to click to run the virus.
Beware, Voyeurwebbers!
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 08-08-08: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
Now you’ve read the email forward you know it’s a hoax.
Right?
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OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- AMEN -
Ha ha, very clever!!!
Right, you did say MK and a few others. I got that, responded of course of my stance because of my affiliation with MK. I agree to agree. Enthusiam can flex both ways. Work is the defining basis on the other hand. Good points.
Yes, I’ve viewed that post before. Personal info here.. I don’t serve two masters, and I tithe straight off the top of all income to the Lord. Enlarging territory by planting and harvesting is another discussion. Can’t assume (with MK) it’s an obsession with everyone. Not everyone fails at what they do either. Stereotyping is not realistic nor is it all-inclusive. I recall having stated previously on the MK post that extra shoe money is important to some. Why is it that some folks think everything has to be about failing or perhaps about “makin’ it”? Is there no other ground to cover? Here’s are a couple of links for viewing. They are not just relevant to Mary Kay, but in all work applications and senarios. BTW, being disciplined to save money helps tremendously too.
http://pinkbiz.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/abundance/
http://pinkbiz.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/thinking-concept/
I wasn’t actually attempting to single out MK at all, but rather the fact that network marketers (in general) are much more ‘enthusiastic’ about what they do than those who have a regular job.
Of course that may or may not be a good thing, depending upon your own point of view.
What a hoot! I’m pretty sure I have at least 5 friends (if not more) that need to read this. Seriously!!
Well with MK and a few other networking marketing businesses I could mention it’s not the virus you need to be aware of so much as the obsession!
Haha very funny Scam!
There is an acronym for everything these days!!
Hmmmmm I wonder what sort of acronym I could come up with for ‘ARUNA’ ?
I don’t have 5 friends but I have not been infected by this virus. How do I know? I am typing this comment while at WORK.
Everyone has at least 5 friends Kim, even you!