Bouncing Breasts – A New Healthy Lifestyle For Men

by Lee on July 6, 2008

in Hoaxes And Conspiracies

Some men find it easy to stay in shape, others can really struggle.

Women, by comparison, can become quite hung up on their weight.

For those of us who want to lose a few pounds, this email may offer some hope -

This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation,” explains Dr. Weatherby. “There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier.” “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

Sounds good huh?

Of course, where the email states, ‘This is not a joke’, it is being less than sincere – this obviously isn’t true!

Sorry lads, but this is nothing more than a hoax :(

That’s not to say that bouncing breasts arn’t still good fun though!!!

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  • { 8 comments… read them below or add one }

    Peter June 13, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    There are so many things wrong with the world and these idiots are wasting time and money studying the effects of staring at breasts??? What a sick world. That’s why we’re in the trouble we’re in: world is full of diots.

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    Lee June 13, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Well if you think thats a waste of resources then how about enforcing the length of toilet roll in South Africa : http://www.scamtypes.com/the-great-toilet-paper-scam.html

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    Maurice July 6, 2008 at 1:37 am

    A pint a day keeps the doctor at bay, thats what my mom always said.

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    Lee July 6, 2008 at 1:49 am

    Um.. I think I know where you’re going with this…

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    Danny July 6, 2008 at 1:36 am

    I’ve been starring at that photo for ages and feel better already.

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    Lee July 6, 2008 at 1:48 am

    I just knew that this post would arouse a strong intellectual discussion!

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    Col July 6, 2008 at 1:30 am

    My doctor recommended 3 bouncing breasts per day as part of my diet.

    Unfortunately I am yet to find a woman who has more than 2.
    :D

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    Lee July 6, 2008 at 1:48 am

    Oh Col – what am I going to do with you eh???!!!??? :D

    Reply

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