Suffice to say, yes, 99 times out 100 I believe that money can get you out of trouble.

I like the game with the spherical ball that you can’t touch with your hand, and you have to kick and chase around a massive field until someone gets it into one of the giant nets on either side of the field

i still don’t understand rugby at all… kinda looks gay… with all the big group hugs and what not going on, but whatever floats your boat…

What we call football does seem quite sterile by comparison but millions of americans can’t be wrong, right… right???? WHAAAAT we elected who????

It seems rare that celebrity and money don’t go hand in hand, so seems like semantics to me, the question (rephrased) would be “do people with money get away with whatever they want where you live?” Or do we have the exclusive rights to that one?

jb

‘Futbol’ – what’s that? Some girls game you play?

Over here we play football (we invented it) whilst you play soccer which is like our rugby, only you guys need all sorts of body armour in place in case you get hurt

I’m not sure ‘celebrity’ is the key to getting away with things, it’s more likely the money behind it.

no wait, thats not true… it would cut down on the number of thefts i think…. but then theres something about the punishment fitting the crime…

Over here we have this guy that used to play football (american football, not futbol, although i prefer the later) named O.J. (not the juice) who quite literaly got away with murder several years ago, but now is facing charges of armed burglary for taking back stuff that was his in the first place*

*according to him

Perhaps he should have used this new technique of evasion rather than the tired old, “i am a celebrity, i can’t get in trouble for any of my actions” line

Talk about a scam…. celebrities are basically immune from the law here… what’s it like for you?

jb

Actually, that’s not right – most shoplifters don’t even get to court – they get a slapped wrist and maybe a caution from the police.

sorry

I was a little dissapointed to discover the real nature of the situation. Still really having trouble picturing how that scenario is going to go down… I mean i’m no expert, but it doesn’t seem like you would have to much range or accuracy without practice (who would take the time to target practice?)

So how would you get an underpaid, lonely, bored security guard close enough to your…. oh wait…. I think I just answered my own question

good post… this should now become part of all security guard training… If you find yourself, having just detained a female shoplifter…. you know S.O.P. kind of stuff… don’t go near them things and all that!

Imagine the newly recruited SG asking said suspect… are you REALLY attracted to me, or are you just trying to get me close enough for a DNA attack?

thanks for keeping us all up to speed on the latest trickery

jb