Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q. What’s the difference between a man and Bigfoot?
A. One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.
Q. What’s the difference between Bigfoot and a man NOT interested in sex?
A. Bigfoot has been spotted several times
Q. Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
A. He couldn’t face defeet!!
Q. What kind of money do yetis use?
A. Iced lolly.
Q. Can the Abominable Snowman jump very high?
A. Hardly – he can only just clear his throat!
Q. What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A. A fur coat with big pockets.
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A. A jumbo yeti!
Q. When should you feed yetis milk to a baby?
A. When it’s a baby yeti.
Q. Where are yetis found?
A. They’re so big they’re hardly ever lost.
Q. Could you kill the Abominable Snowman just by throwing eggs at him?
A. Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.
Q. What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
Q. What happened to the big shaggy yeti when he crashed through the screen door?
A. She strained herself.
Q. What do you give a seasick yeti?
A. Plenty of room.