Another 10 Funny Spam Email Titles

I’ve written about funny spam email titles on a couple of occasions and both posts were well received.

Like you, I would imagine, I receive my fair share of spam (and then some) on a daily basis, so here are some more humorous spam email titles for your enjoyment –

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1. When your tool is small you feel like your hands are tied.

2. Win the girl of your dreams, grow your tomatoes.

3. When you have a small instrument you feel like itโ€™s not even working.

4. Women will beg you to walk naked and shake it.

5. Feel the loving potions with your new proportions.

6. Its shameful to be less than 6 inches.

7. Watch her beg to spread her thighs.

8. Click, dick, fill, pill.

9. Tired of being depended from the things that effect your manhood.

10. Sleeping with a book in your hands, Try to do it with a girl!

Which of the above funny spam titles is your favourite?

I thought #8 was simple and to the point and #2 really confused me until someone pointed out that ‘tomatoes’ may be Portuguese for ‘balls’.

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Comments

  1. Andrew Keir says:

    love number 2, vegetables are the answer, hey?

  2. Ha ha, I just knew you’d pick up on that one!

  3. Women will beg you to walk naked and shake it.

    Oh yeah!

    ๐Ÿ˜€

  4. Excellent! Send them on, I’ll make use of them!

  5. ahahah very funny! Shame I deleted about 50 spams yesterday – but no worries – I’ll get another 500 by tomorrow so I will surely come back and add some funny spam titles to your post!!

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