10 Ways Women Scam Men

by Lee on June 22, 2008

in Humor

In some respects, women are far worse than any other socio-economic group where it comes to scamming others.

Especially men.

To prove the point, here are 10 ways (I’m sure you can think of hundreds) in which women deliberately scam men every day -

  • Lipstick (you know those lips ain’t kissable without it)
  • Under-wired bras (that’s just SOOO not fair)
  • Dieting (you know full well that you’re gonna stop as soon as that ring is on your finger)
  • Moaning and groaning during sex (it flatters our egos but we can see straight through it)
  • Saying you love us (Admit it, you just love our money)
  • Marriage (it’s a great deal if you can trap us)
  • Divorce (you can divorce us for nothing and still take all that we have)
  • Custody (just being female means you get our kids too)
  • Child support (you stop us seeing the kids and then make us pay for it too)

Do women actually have any redeeming qualities or are us men better off getting a robot lover???

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    { 10 comments… read them below or add one }

    1 Patrick August 9, 2008 at 2:21 am

    The only redeeming qualities women have are cooking and keeping house. Beyond that they are just parasites in my opinion.

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    2 Lee August 9, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Oooh that’s harsh Patrick.

    Quite possibly true though :D

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    3 Shay June 24, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Yep, women are evil. :D

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    4 Lee June 25, 2008 at 12:28 am

    For once I agree with you.

    Totally.
    :)

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    5 Shay June 24, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    I knew it was you who sent that email, you naughty boy!! ;)

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    6 Lee June 25, 2008 at 12:26 am

    You weren’t as quick to realise as Aruna – http://www.scamtypes.com/aruna-jon-shay.html:P

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    7 Lee June 25, 2008 at 12:27 am

    I wonder what Mr Shepherd made of it?? :D

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    8 Akesh June 23, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    Ok here is a #10 for you. A girl makes friends with a man but lets him think it might be more so that he does things for her.

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    9 Lee June 24, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Ha ha, good one Akesh.

    I have a few friends who do everything a girl asks because they hope friendship may develop into something more. They just can’t see that acting like that ensures that it never happens.

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    10 Lee June 23, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Ahem, oops.. that’s only 9 ways.

    I’m sure you can come up with a few more though…

    Reply

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