A large proportion of the world’s population are worried about the consequences of global warming.
Here’s 10 reasons why you shouldn’t be so concerned –
- You will save money on clothes – one thong is all you’ll need
- No more racism – in a few years we’ll all be black
- No need to pay for holidays – the sun will come to you, wherever you are
- Play golf? You’ll only need to buy a putter and a sand wedge now
- No need to buy tattoos – skin cancer is free
- Forget the price of oil – solar power is free too
- Easy garden maintenance – you won’t have a garden
- No more cooking – just hang your food out your window for a few seconds
- Investment opportunities – get in quick before water hits $200 per barrel
- Instant barbecues – just step outside without sunblock
Global warming doesn’t really exist.